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Subject:Polly want a new home? Hellz yeah.
Time:05:07 pm
Current Mood:annoyedannoyed
My mom's fucking parrot is driving me nuts. I knew something was wrong, when I started thinking about ways to poison the bastard. I had to escape the house.

It's Earth Day right, so I went to the park to jog, work out, get some fresh air. I took my kashina bokken with me, because my other ones are starting to feel too light. Which is probably how I keep fucking breaking them. So, I'm practicing and minding my own business when some guys around my age (within a year or two) come up to me. They were talking to me, but I wasn't paying much attention until one of them asked what belt I was.

"Belt? What?"

Their explaination was like, brown or black, mostly they drawled in the way only people who live in Virginia can. They explained to me what school they were from. Immediately the term 'black belt factory' came to mind. When I told them that I wasn't any 'belt', they pretty much insulted me. Which, no matter what martial art you practice, to have your skills insulted is more than an insult to you. It's an insult to the person that trained you along with your entire school. These matters are not to be taken lightly. They knew I was pissed off. They knew I wanted to shred them with my bare hands. But I stood there, silently. The patience I've learned. Then they asked me if I was any good without a weapon. Who were these guys kidding?

"You mean hand-to-hand? Wanna try me?"

One guy was bold enough to step up. I was pissed off when one of his friends suggested it was a bad idea because I was 'Asian'. Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, etc...really fucked us over. Assuming all Asian people know martial arts is like assuming we're all smart with stubby dicks. I understand fully now why most English people I've met hate Hugh Grant.

I won't pretend that I was trained under any school to do hand to hand combat, but I can also tell that the school this guy came from had no significant lineage. He had fancy footwork, but that was it. He couldn't even get a hit on me, but I fucked him up pretty badly. He got pissed and called me a cheater, stating that what I was doing wasn't real martial arts. I laughed. Psh. That bitch asked me if I was any good without a weapon, he didn't say it had to be martial arts. I'm a grappling, rough-ass son of a bitch. My honorable fighting only comes when I have a sword in hand. Police were called. He's pressing charges so he can sue me for damages. The good news is he won't be able to suck more than 10 grand out of me. The bad news is, this just furthers the reasons why I hate Americans.

Revenge is a dish best serve cold. While I got him back for all his smart ass comments about my skill and Asians in general, I'm going to have to pay for it. And all because a bird was getting on my nerves.

So I ask you, anonymous members of Livejournal, was it worth it?
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coup_d_etat
Subject:LOLZ@U
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Time:2006-04-22 11:41 pm (UTC)
stfu_no_jitsu@sen.com.
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tsuguhiko
Subject:Re: LOLZ@U
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Time:2006-04-22 11:43 pm (UTC)
stpid n00b. *starestarestare*

You mock my pain T_T
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inochiken
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Time:2006-04-23 12:29 am (UTC)
We haven't formally met, so I probably have zero business reading/responding to your journal, but...


The way things are in America nowadays, you might seriously want to consider having a notarized release form made up, carry the things around with you, and every time an idiot picks a fight with you, ask them to sign it so you can't be held responsible. This would probably piss people off even more, but it might be worth it.

For whatever my opinion is worth, a person shouldn't pick a fight unless they want to eat the results of it. Even the sh*t-talkers. As far as this country goes, if you are of legal age, you alone are responsible for the mess you get yourself into. They waived their right to press charges, hire lawyers, etc etc when they picked the fight. It's not as if you jumped out of no where and forced them to fight for their lives.


I wouldn't have even intruded into your personal stuff here, except for that this type of thing just hit a chord somewhere in my mind. I've spent the last eight years of my life losing fights to all sorts of people, and I've never regretted even one of the challenges I've foolishly made. Most people here view fighting as a way to compare d*ck sizes, not as something else in itself. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth every time I see a real, honest-to-goodness individual who actually cares about fighting get burned yet again by idiots who should stick to pissing matches for showing off.

I'm hoping that the charges get tossed out. 10 grand should have paid for his castration...
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tsuguhiko
Subject:I've seen you around
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Time:2006-04-26 04:50 am (UTC)
I don't care who reads my journal, besides, I've seen you lurk Poptart's (Brittany's) journal. So you're okay by me.

Well, it became offical today that he's suing me. What a little bitch.

It's not a major deal, I mean, hell, what's the fun in having money if I can't do stupid things and pay my way out?

As for getting consent, I'll probably have to start doing that. An expensive lesson to learn, but there you have it.
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inochiken
Subject:Re: I've seen you around
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Time:2006-04-28 12:26 am (UTC)
Something's seriously wrong when you can get sued for winning a fight.

Good luck with making the damages as cheap as possible. And if you can't, and he complains about a messed-up face, tell the judge it was like that before you fought him...
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